The Bermuda Triangle & Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
As we enter week two of searching for the lost plane Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, it seems more and more likely that some foul play was involved in its disappearance. The leading theory is that behind it all is the migration of the Bermuda Triangle to the Indian Ocean.
The Bermuda Triangle is a region in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean, where a number of aircraft and ships are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The three vertices of the triangle were said to be Miami, Florida, San Juan, Puerto Rico, and the mid-Atlantic island of Bermuda.
On Saturday, Malaysian prime minister Najib Razak revealed that he had been informed, off the record, by US scientists working at NOAA -- the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration -- that the deadly Bermuda Triangle had indeed moved eastward, and was now located in the Indian Ocean.
The hunt for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 had initially focused on the South China Sea but has now shifted to the vast Indian Ocean. Not coincidentally, unnamed sources within NOAA say that the Bermuda Triangle, now known as the Monsoon Triangle, has shifted to an area in the Indian Ocean bounded by Malaysia, Madagascar and Mumbai.
The NOAA mission is to understand and predict changes in climate, weather, and oceans. The federal agency is one of the leading proponents of the man-made global warming theory. Tea Party groups say that global warming is both a hoax and a conspiracy.The global warming "hospiracy," they say, is just an excuse for the growing tyranny of the US federal government.
Tea Party celebrities Michele Thelma Bachmann and Sarah Louise Palin say that the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 were
beamed aboard a UFO when the plane entered the Monsoon Triangle and are now held in US concentration camps. "They are being trained as census takers by Obama's alien overlords to serve in his door to door gun confiscation zombie army."
Glenn Beck says that Bachmann and Palin are mentally unbalanced. "Everyone knows that Malaysia Airlines is part of the Obsidian Fleet." Beck explains that the Fleet is used to spray xenomorphic biological warfare agents to further the entertainment industry's agenda to establish a Zionist Occupation Government in the US.
Corpulent conservative commentator and American radio talk show host Lush Rimjob opines that the passengers on the missing plane were Obama's spiritual brothers working to set up an Intergalactic Marxist Caliphate as predicted by the Angel Oyxi-Moroni as a necessary precursor to the Yeti Apocalypse.
All of which now has all of America asking, "Has anyone seen my underwear"?
#malaysiaairlines #bermudatriangle
As we enter week two of searching for the lost plane Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, it seems more and more likely that some foul play was involved in its disappearance. The leading theory is that behind it all is the migration of the Bermuda Triangle to the Indian Ocean.
The Bermuda Triangle is a region in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean, where a number of aircraft and ships are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The three vertices of the triangle were said to be Miami, Florida, San Juan, Puerto Rico, and the mid-Atlantic island of Bermuda.
On Saturday, Malaysian prime minister Najib Razak revealed that he had been informed, off the record, by US scientists working at NOAA -- the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration -- that the deadly Bermuda Triangle had indeed moved eastward, and was now located in the Indian Ocean.
The hunt for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 had initially focused on the South China Sea but has now shifted to the vast Indian Ocean. Not coincidentally, unnamed sources within NOAA say that the Bermuda Triangle, now known as the Monsoon Triangle, has shifted to an area in the Indian Ocean bounded by Malaysia, Madagascar and Mumbai.
The NOAA mission is to understand and predict changes in climate, weather, and oceans. The federal agency is one of the leading proponents of the man-made global warming theory. Tea Party groups say that global warming is both a hoax and a conspiracy.The global warming "hospiracy," they say, is just an excuse for the growing tyranny of the US federal government.
Tea Party celebrities Michele Thelma Bachmann and Sarah Louise Palin say that the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 were
beamed aboard a UFO when the plane entered the Monsoon Triangle and are now held in US concentration camps. "They are being trained as census takers by Obama's alien overlords to serve in his door to door gun confiscation zombie army."
Glenn Beck says that Bachmann and Palin are mentally unbalanced. "Everyone knows that Malaysia Airlines is part of the Obsidian Fleet." Beck explains that the Fleet is used to spray xenomorphic biological warfare agents to further the entertainment industry's agenda to establish a Zionist Occupation Government in the US.
Corpulent conservative commentator and American radio talk show host Lush Rimjob opines that the passengers on the missing plane were Obama's spiritual brothers working to set up an Intergalactic Marxist Caliphate as predicted by the Angel Oyxi-Moroni as a necessary precursor to the Yeti Apocalypse.
All of which now has all of America asking, "Has anyone seen my underwear"?
#malaysiaairlines #bermudatriangle
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